Photo 1 Sep 60 notes crispysnakes:

serpentwined:

pidgeon-snek:

So here’s the little boy! I gave him a tissue box to rest in for a time while his hide dried from a wash. He liked it too much so it’s just chillin there now.

behold snake followers this is my friend’s blog about her first time bab!

Nice pick up!

crispysnakes:

serpentwined:

pidgeon-snek:

So here’s the little boy! I gave him a tissue box to rest in for a time while his hide dried from a wash. He liked it too much so it’s just chillin there now.

behold snake followers this is my friend’s blog about her first time bab!

Nice pick up!

Text 1 Sep 17,721 notes

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

Video 1 Sep 1,290 notes

nevver:

The eyes have it, Remus Tiplea

(Source: National Geographic)

Text 1 Sep 4,219 notes

selectables:

F is for friends who don’t talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Quote 1 Sep 131,822 notes
Why is a porn blog following me
— Ancient tumblr user proverb (via cutemutant)
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Text 1 Sep 493,472 notes

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

Text 1 Sep 57,647 notes

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

Photo 1 Sep 110,850 notes b0yscout:

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.

i thought these were bunnies in a field of grass but ok

b0yscout:

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.

i thought these were bunnies in a field of grass but ok

Photo 1 Sep 90,668 notes kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS
ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND
HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE
I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”
Side note: It is named Cancri
Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS

ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND

HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE

I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”

Side note: It is named Cancri

Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

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Video 1 Sep 591,068 notes

808kangaroo:

taco-bell-rey:

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

Ke$ha stands in the category of “gifted genius”, she scored near perfect (1500) on her SAT’s and has an IQ of 140

Video 1 Sep 477,733 notes

themaidofdishonor:

nadiemeconoce:

image

Never forget.

(Source: kelly-kapoor)

Photo 1 Sep 18,816 notes livelaughloveatrandom:

maroonv:

lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

Still crying

😂😂😂

Omh

livelaughloveatrandom:

maroonv:

lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

Still crying

😂😂😂

Omh

Video 1 Sep 14,235 notes

Watch the skies, traveler.

(Source: rouya)

Link 1 Sep 549 notes Jennifer Lawrence Nude photos isn´t a scandal it´s a sex crime»

fak3s:

gentlemanexhibitionist:

mockingjalie:

Outlets as mainstream as People and CNN are referring to the photo leak as a “scandal.” All due respect, it’s not a scandal. The actresses and musicians involved did nothing immoral or legally wrong by choosing to take nude pictures of themselves and put them on their personal cell phones….

To add to this.  Kate is 22.  Jennifer is 24.  There are lots of little girls whom follow my blog that fall in this age bracket.  Raise your hand if you have naked pictures on your cell phone… *raises hand*.  I believe the gentlemanly thing to do, the thing good little girls would do, and their good Sirs would do is twofold; 1) Don’t fuel the fire by furthering distribution of these images, 2) unfollow/block those tumblrs that would.

We live in a digital age where personal privacy evaporates more and more by the minute.  Where if you have a computer and a case of mt. dew, you can break into banks, and hack into an icloud housing cell phone pics.  Imagine yourself in their position.  No one wants that.

I am fully in support of those whom freely want to share their beautiful bodies with the world, and conversely cannot get excited about someone’s privacy being shattered against their will/knowing.

Thanks for reading.

GE.

this man ^^^^^^


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