Be as water. Flow, cause chaos, travel great distances. Heal. Cleanse that which you encounter. Be forceful enough to create a new path as you gain momentum. Sustain life and nourish those you can. Be dynamic, adapting to the current situations you find yourself in. Be as a waterfall, a river, the ocean. Be a drop of dew in the morning smile, a tear of joy, the first raindrop in the storm. Be who you are, be as water.
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
Mako, I’ll put you in next time ;u;
I’ll be at otakon with this as two prints, J-12 y’all. http://www.otakon.com/showfloor/exhibitorlist.asp?map=14
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."
a selfie a day keeps the self-righteous babymen away
I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry
IF YOU WALK ON GRASS, YOU WILL BE DELETED FROM THE INTERNET.
guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly
like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo
My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.
I want more to that story
I dunno, I think that’s the perfect amount of story.
Click here to watch Jon Stewart and Larry Wilmore talk about police misconduct on last night’s Daily Show.
This glaze and this motif
and I really want pancakes.